Photo by Júnior Guimarães on Flickr.
victory fanfare: *plays*
final fantasy characters:
doorbell: *rings*
me:
Two women talking about a transwoman using women’s restroom.
Lady A: He is in there only to peep on women.
Lady B: Were you there to peep on other women?
Lady A: No.
Lady B: Neither was she.
Lady A: She is a he!
Lady B: Are you a he?
Lady A: No.
Lady B: Neither is she.
Lady A: But he has a penis!
Lady B: Have you seen her penis?
Lady A: Yes!
Lady B: Then I firmly believe you are the one who did the peeping.
oooOOOOOoOOOHHHHhhH SSssHHhIIITTtT
I FOUND ONE OF MY OLD DIARIES FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL AND IT STARTS OUT “DEAR JOURNAL-CHAN”
*looks at the moon* well arent you gonna help me bitch
realizing why your gay friend has dog toys, but no dog
You broke. Stop buying all that damn fast food. Carry yo ass home and eat what ya momma cooked.